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Hardware Store Turns Into Zombie Preparedness Center

One mid-west hardware store is taking the initiative  in getting you prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse. They have all your basics on hand for zombie-proofing your home and outfitting yourself for those late night zombie hunts: generators, nail guns, and sledgehammers. But they’ve also cornered in on another market, delaying your decaying zombie body. Yes, that’s right, Westlake doesn’t discriminate between the living or the living dead, so head on our to pick up your Zombie Preparedness Kits.

To see a full line of Westlake Ace Hardware’s zombie supplies, head over here: http://www.westlakehardware.com/specialties/zombies#human

[Picture Credit: Jeff Beiermann/The World-Herald]

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