Verizon Sinks Its Fangs into AT&T

Here’s yet another Verizon commercial taking a shot at AT&T’s coverage. A spoof of Twilight, this one suggests that you might just lose the eternal love of your vampire soulmate if your download speeds aren’t fast enough.

But I think the real issue here is this new twist on the vampire/werewolf debate. Is Verizon suggesting that wolves are less tech-savvy than vampires? Or maybe werewolves are just less shallow, able to look beyond how (blood) red your cellphone coverage map is.

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