Wednesday Geeky Pics: A “Wii” Bit Geeky

By Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

Whatever your opinion of the Wii as a gaming platform, one thing is for sure: it’s a lot more interesting to watch someone else playing a Wii than the more traditional videogame consoles. Not since the invention of the home DDR mat has there been such opportunity for spectator entertainment. In any case, that means that there is a fair amount of photography devoted to the Wii floating around, and here are a few gems picked out from the herd.

My wife thought she’d won when she banned videogames to the garage, but really that was my plan all along! Bwhahaha.

The Wii Fit immediately detected their matching outfits and matching 0% body fat.

AGGGHHH. OH MAN THIS IS SO EXTREME.

As if it weren’t disturbing enough to find out that the dolls were coming alive while we slept, imagine how we felt when they beat all of our high scores.

You there! Freeze! I’ve got a game controller and I’m not afraid to use it.

Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? This is just like pong!

And to think, they accused us of not playing “real” tennis. Everyone know that if there’s a tennis court it’s the real thing!

What do you mean you can’t make a Mii that looks like me? You’re just pissed because I kicked your ass on Smash Brothers.

In tragic news today, Hulk Hogan’s head fell off during a freak hula-hooping accident.

Oh yeah, baby, it’s just you and me now. You might think these candles are replacing your broken sensor bar, but really I’m just setting the mood. Why don’t I put on some Barry White while you get comfortable?

Shhhh. We’ve replaced this man’s wii-mote with a rodent. Let’s see if he notices.

New from Nintendo: Wii Latex!

Mario was distressed to find that someone had jacked his Kart.

This airport has conveniently catered to the traveler’s desire to do sit-ups in public during layovers.