It was really generous of Chuck to stay with these guys all that time to help them, because as I’m sure you all know, while some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through rock and land. Getting out of there would have been easy for him.
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Last year, Vimeo user Ben Pluimer got an interview for a TV job, and when the employer asked him if he had ever directed or shot car chases, he said yes and later sent them this:
Apparently, he didn’t get the job.
Unfortunately for Ben, it looks like some people just don’t know how to judge brilliant work when they see it.
If life were more like the movies, we’d all have a clever phrase to utter right before everything goes dark.
A filmmaker has accused Google of “fencing stolen goods.” It comes after reports that Google wants to charge the music industry for helping it track down online pirates.
CNET reports that the International Federation of the Phonographic Industry, and its US counterpart the Recording Industry Association of America, recently wrote to Google asking for more help in finding links pointing to copyright-infringing material.
Google’s James Pond replied (in a letter confirmed as genuine by Google) that there were three categories of access to its web search API (effectively the access point to the data that produces the results). The first two were for companies that display Google ads and for developers.
That left the IFPI and RIAA in a third category, which was a paid option. Pond noted ” I understand we charge a standard rate of $5 per thousand queries, which is charged to recover our costs in providing this service.” Google later stressed that it doesn’t charge for removing links once piracy has been established.
That’s not enough for some in the creative industry. Filmmaker Ellen Seidler told CNET that because video sites that host copyrighted material without permission often display Google ads, “From my point of view, Google fences stolen goods.” (She’s responsible for the clip shown above.)
Though that’s a pretty strained analogy, it’s arguable that Google should refuse to let sites hosting illegal material display ads on its behalf. But when it comes to making life easier for the music industry, it’s at best an ethical argument. When it comes to the law — as it currently stands — Google’s results containing links to sites with pirated music on is simply a reflection of how the internet really is, in much the same way as some of the people whose numbers are listed in the phone book are bank robbers.
I consider myself lucky to be a child of the 80s. But growing up with some of these so-called kids movies of the time was occasionally trial by fire. During that decadent decade of Reaganomics, shoulder pads, and scrunchies, it never really occurred to movie makers just how terrifying some of the scenes in their movies were. To this day, typical horror doesn’t scare me to the level of the scenes in some in these examples. I think there’s something to be said about fear when it’s in relatively small measure compared to the rest of the film. Sure, the Halloween movies are scary. But you expect it. These are a different breed and, in my mind, far more effective.
So in light of the Halloween season, I thought I’d share my top ten scary scenes from 80s movies I encountered in my childhood. Sure, not all of them are kids movies: but they were all movies I saw as a kid. And they probably explain a heck of a lot about why am I am the way I am these days. Other 80s kids know what I mean.
10 – Gremlins (1984): The fountain scene. Gremlins always came on during the Halloween season, and without fail I always managed to tune in just when the damned evil Stripe jumps into the fountain and starts to spawn more Mogwais. It was the fear that the heroes had lost in spite of struggling against the evil Mogwais that really got me. Then, just when Gizmo goes and saves the day he attacks Stripe with a beam of light and his skin just… rots away. Nightmares. You got ’em.
9 – The ‘Burbs (1989): Any scene with the Klopeks. Sure, it’s a movie with Tom Hanks. Sure, it’s kind of a comedy. Even Carrie Fisher is in it. But the Klopeks, neighbors to the Petersons (Hanks and Fisher) are every bit as horrifying as can be. Not to mention that throughout the movie there’s all this talk of dead bodies and femurs. The Klopeks are supposed to play to our paranoia: they were cast and performed in such a way to make us mistrust them. But man, Reuben just freaked me out.
8 – The Hobbit by Rankin-Bass (1977, but in high rotation in the 80s) – All the Gollum scenes. Brother Theodore, who played Reuben Klopek in the ‘Burbs, was also the voice of Gollum in the Rankin-Bass Hobbit film. Even among Tolkien aficionados, there’s a certain nostalgia for this film. Sure, Andy Serkis is great—the performance is complex and heartbreaking and a wonder of CGI and motion capture technologies. But did Serkis’s voice haunt your dreams for decades like Brother Theodore’s? I don’t think so. Especially when he discovers his Precious is gone and his eyes go all wild. As of yet I’ve never seen a depiction of Gollum that incorporates as much horror, desperation, and emotion as this one.
7 – The Goonies (1985)- The corpse in the freezer scene. Sure, Mama Fratelli is terrifying. But let’s face it: when she tried to cut off Mouth’s tongue we knew it was all in good fun. However, when Chunk is caught in the freezer—all he wanted was some ice cream!—with a huge corpse falling all over him… yeah. The fear was palpable. And while there are many other scenes in that movie I love (“You know something, Willie? You’re the first Goonie.”) the corpse falling is what stood out in my mind for years whenever I thought “Goonies.”
6 – Stand by Me (1986) – The corpse scene. Apparently there’s a Corey Feldman theme going on here, as well as a corpse theme, but we’ll leave that discussion for another day. Stand by Me is a heart-wrenching film, especially when you watch it at a young age (which, considering its R-rating, I probably shouldn’t seen as young as I did, at about 9). However, I did see the film. When the boys finally stumble upon the body of Ray Brower, that finality of death is so sudden, so real, that the whole movie seems to hinge on it. It’s like the whole film holds its breath. Then Gordy loses it, and I lose it… and yeah. Death may be the most scary thing of all, since we all have to cope with it at one point or another.
5 – Labyrinth (1986) – The first goblin scenes. Usually the puppets in Jim Henson’s work don’t freak me out. But the sudden pan to the whispering, waiting, creepy puppets in the Goblin King’s realm hoping Sara will say just the right words… man, what a setup. The whole movie is sprinkled with horrific moments, not the least of which include the constant shots of David Bowie’s, um, costar in his pants. But as far as setting the tone for a film to be truly terrifying, it quite fits the bill.
4 – The Watcher in the Woods (1980) – The Karen in the mirror scenes. While not entirely a horror film—according to Wikipedia it was supposed to be family friendly—The Watcher in the Woods shook me to my core. Bette Davis is in it, too, and she basically tries to make summon the spirit of her missing daughter Karen into the daughter of her houses’s new residents. There’s a bunch of weird stuff, including a seance with a huge bell, and a guy named the Watcher (who’s apparently an alien) among other things. Karen wanders around in a series of scenes, trapped and blindfolded and… I’m going to stop writing right now. I’m still scared.
3 – E.T. (1982) – E.T. pink and bloated by the river. My parents loved E.T. And I pretended to. Except the thing was, every time E.T. ran away and Eliot found him by the river, my brain erupted into flames of terror. So I pretended to fall asleep every time we watched it just so I could escape the horror. Except I couldn’t, because as I tried to go to sleep I would run the scene over and over again in my head.
2 – Return to Oz (1985) – Mombi’s heads. “Dorothy Gayle! Dorothy Gayle!” Finding one horrifying thing in Return to Oz amidst the myriad choices is a little difficult. There’s no place to start, really, considering how weird, wonderful, and warped the film is. I mean, Wheeler dying by turning into sand? Electrocution? The Gnome king? Talking chickens? Well, that all pales in comparison to Mombi’s hall of heads. All these lovely women, their beautiful heads harvested for this hideous witch, all with open eyes and calling Dorothy’s name. Hello, therapy!
1 – The Neverending Story (1984) – The death of Artax. For once we don’t have the Henson Company to blame (though I could have included some scenes from The Dark Crystal on here). Just so you know, folks: when a boy’s horse dies—not just dies, but is slowly consumed by sinking sand while he screams and claws and cries and does everything in his power to save him… but fails… that’s a little intense. I never got over that, I don’t think. Pretty, pretty horsie. *sniff*
How about you? What were the films that scared you in your childhood that weren’t part of the Halloween canon? I don’t know, these scenes are scarier to me than all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies put together. Mostly because the horror in them is, well, pretty real and unexpected.
[Top Image: MGM, Mombi; bottom image Goblins in Labyrinth, Jim Henson Company]
Tags: 80s movies, non-horror scary movies, scary halloween movies, scary movies
Sleep is absolutely essential for every human being. Despite scientists still not figuring out the process entirely, we still know a lot about this daily activity. Every mammal, bird and most reptiles, amphibians and fish require sleep to function. Here are 16 things you probably never knew about sleep.
[Via B3ta]
Here’s a quick chart comparing how various fast food items look in advertisements versus what they look like in reality.
Kind of makes you think of the scene in Falling Down where Michael Douglas enters a fast food joint and turns crazy (Youtube) after ordering a burger, which looks nothing like the one shown on the menu board, right?
Hit the jump for a few other pictures.
13 years on from Deep Blue beating Gary Kasparov, the idea of a computer beating a champion human at chess doesn’t seem that outlandish. But now a computer has beaten a leading player at shogi, more colloquially known as Japanese chess.
Why’s that so impressive? Well, the general concept of the game is similar to chess, with a variety of pieces of different ranks that can move in specific ways, the aim being to capture opponents and set up a position where the king is under attack and the player can’t make any legal move to rectify it.
Things are slightly more complicated in that each player has 20 pieces rather than 16, and that several pieces can be promoted upon reaching the opposing side of the board. (Each has its own “promoted” rank rather than taking on the characteristics of another piece.)
But what really adds to the complexity is that once a player captures an opposing player’s piece, he or she can then use it themselves.
Exactly how much more complex the game is is a matter of interpretation. One interpretation is that there are 10 to the power of 224 different combinations of moves across an entire game. That compared to 10 to the power of 123 in chess.
If your mathematics is as rusty as mine can be at times, you might think that means that shogi has about twice as many possible combinations. In fact, shogi has 10 to the power of 101 times more combinations: that’s a one followed by 101 zeroes.
To put that into context, chess has more possible combinations than there are estimated to be atoms in the universe. In turn, shogi is more complicated than chess by more times than there are atoms in the universe.
While traditionally humans do better at computers at such games because they do a better job of considering multiple possibilities and consequences at once (single-core computer processors work much quicker but can only do one thing at a time), a system named Akara 2010 has now beaten leading player Ichiyo Shimizu. The system brought together four different computer programs and made whichever move was suggested by the majority on each occasion.
According to the Mainichi Daily News, human fallibility likely proved the difference on this occasion: ” Shimizu made a questionable move partway though the game, and Akara went on to win.”
Recently, the fine folks at Improv Everywhere asked Internet users to participate in their 7th MP3 experiment project; over 3000 people volunteered! All participants were asked to download an MP3 file and then press play at a designated time and place to receive instructions on specific things they should all do simultaneously. Check it out.
