A Giant Edible Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

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A giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that’s actually made for eating… and not blasting with a proton pack!

Whether you try to think of the most harmless thing, something that could never, ever possibly destroy you or you try to think of a giant terrorizing destructor that can stomp buildings to rubble, you’re thinking of the same thing—the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. This sweet sailor is also a multi-story tall monster summoned to destroy humanity. To save the world, you must risk being annihilated by crossing the streams of your proton pack… or just devour every marshmallow morsel of his delicious body.

Whether you start at the blue bib, the red neckerchief, or any part of this fluffy flesh, your tongue will be haunted by the classic flavor of pillowy marshmallow sprinkled with granules of sugar. You ain’t afraid of no ghost, so what are you waiting for?

[Giant Edible Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man]

Funko Releases 10″ Super Sized Cthulhu Pop Figure

Funko has created numerous Pop figures based on H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu, but this is the first time they’ll release a 10-inch version of the Elder God. The limited edition will only be availablee online at the official Funko shop starting at 2PM EST today, February 5th, and will likely be available in limited quantities. Funko also mentions that there is a limit of 2 figures per customer and that the item is not eligible for any promotional discounts.

I really wanted this one, but Funko.com mentions that they only ship to U.S. locations, and I’m in Canada. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go curl up in a corner and cry… just a little.

[10″ Super Sized Cthulhu Pop]

GRU Gets an Origin Story in Upcoming Minions Movie – The Rise of Gru

I rarely say that from an animated movie, but wow, this origin story featuring Gru (from the Minions franchise) when he was a kid looks sooooo good! Watch the trailer!

This summer, from the biggest animated franchise in history and global cultural phenomenon, comes the untold story of one 12-year-old’s dream to become the world’s greatest supervillain, in Minions: The Rise of Gru.

In theaters this summer!

The Probability of You Getting a Unique “Real-Life” Superpower Mutation [Video]

From Reigarw Comparisons:

From being immune to pain and electricity, to being a prodigy in music, art or even a human calculator, we shall compare the rarest superpower humanity ever known. What is the probability of being ambidextrous, having unbreakable bones or even super endurance? How many people have the Myostatin related muscle hypertrophy? How many are born with superior IQ above 178? Odds of being born with 5+ octave range or tetracrhomacy color vision? Watch this video to find out.

Disclaimer: Video is for entertainment purpose only. It is not scientifically proven, nor academically verified and should be used with extreme caution. Scientific conditions listed, especially those marked with a “?”, may not correspond to the genetic mutations individuals in the description possess, especially due to lack of data.

Methodology: Frequency & Occurrence rate from Genetic Home Reference, US National Library of Medicine or the National Center for Biotech Information. Conditions with unknown prevalence are calculated based on number of online incidences over the total human population of 7 billion, and are susceptible to underestimation.

[Reigarw Comparisons]