Third Time Lucky in Apple Fart Saga

As we noted last week, Apple’s vetting procedure for its iPhone app store is mysterious to say the least. While the decisions have involved everything from technical to licensing issues, the company appears to be particularly inconsistent on matters of taste. It rejected an official South Park app which would have delivered clips of the […]

Game Over. Geek Wins.

Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there. If […]

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

By Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] From, a list of uncomfortable plot summaries. With geeks in mind, some of my favorites: ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor. DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially […]