34,000-Year-Old Organism Found Still Alive! Abe Vigoda Detained for Questioning

By Derek Clark Contributing Writer [GAS] Imagine you’re a young go-getter scientist trying to finish your Ph.D. in geology when you find yourself alone in the lab on a Friday night. After you’ve posted all your Mohs hardness penis jokes on Twitter and checked your ‘Geologists Are Sexy’ blog for comments, you get bored and […]