To Hell With Chris Pratt, Pedro Pascal Needs to Be Mario [Video]

Think Chris Pratt isn’t the man to play the role of Mario? Check out this funny SNL skit featuring Pedro Pascal as the legendary plumber in a post-apocalyptic parody of what the Super Mario movie could have been. HBO's adapting another iconic game — Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) February 5, 2023

There are No Rules: When The Laws of Physics Appear to Be an Illusion [Short Sci-Fi Story]

There are no rules. That is the first thing anyone learns about the universe. Sure, you can find some patterns: things fall towards bigger things, you need food to live, the usual. But really most patterns just break easily. Sometimes rocks are the same size but things fall faster towards one for no reason; sometimes […]

The Perfect Ride for Gotham City Soccer Moms: The Rezvani Vengeance

So yeah, there’s this totally overkill armored SUV out there called the Rezvani Vengeance, and it’s the perfect ride for all the soccer moms out there living in Gotham City. The vehicle’s price? Just $495,000! Watch this totally hilarious video featuring @Mobile_mama‘s review of the Vengeance. @mobile_mama Is the Rezvani Vengeance the safest vehicle for […]

ANT-MAN Has a REAL Autobiography That You Can Actually Buy!

It’s true. Scott Lang, aka Ant-Man, just unveiled his autobiography that you can actually pre-order right now! Nope, not a joke. Not the New York Times calls it “One of the best avengers’ autobiographies of this multiverse.” Behold: This is the incredible story of an ex-con turned world-saving Super Hero. In Look Out for the […]

Stabby is a Good Robot [Short Sci-Fi Story]

I am deep clean unit 19-20-1-2-2-25. My current designation however is “Stabby” MAIN DIRECTIVES: Clean ship floors Follow captain orders (overwritten) Follow orders of high-engineer Kevin (Anomalous code) SECONDARY DIRECTIVES: Avoid crewmembers (overwritten) Avoid captain (Anomalous code) Hit crewmembers’ ankles with “knife attachment” (Anomalous code) TERTIARY DIRECTIVES: Stab all of high-engineer Kevin’s enemies (Anomalous code)