Smartwatch Shipments Sliced In Half

The smartwatch market appears to be in a slump with a 50 percent decline in shipments year on year. However, the timing of Apple releases may have somewhat distorted the totals. The figures come from analysts International Data Corporation and cover shipments to retailers rather than sales to consumers, though generally the two are closely […]

Apple vs Samsung Battle Hits Supreme Court

Apple and Samsung are headed to the Supreme Court today in a battle that could have a major impact on the “patent wars” that have dominated the tech sector. As usual with the Supreme Court, this week’s hearing isn’t about the facts of the case as such. A lengthy series of hearings and appeals in […]

UK Cabinet Members Told To Take Off Apple Watches

Britain’s Prime Minister has reportedly banned cabinet members from wearing Apple Watches during meetings. The move is said to be inspired by fears of Russian hackers. The Telegraph newspaper says Theresa May’s decision beefs up an existing policy which meant ministers had to leave their smartphones outside the room during meetings. That was driven by […]

How *Not* To Use Headphones On the iPhone 7

A video claiming to offer a secret hack to get a headphone jack on the iPhone 7 has racked up millions of views. The clip, somewhere between a spoof and a prank, suggests a powerdrill is the answer. The video rather meanly suggests there is in fact a hidden jack in the iPhone on the […]

Introducing the New Apple AirBag #Courage [Parody]

Apple has revolutionized carrying technology and is bringing the bag into the 21st century. That’s right. Apple: We don’t even know what you want anymore. #courage [Team Coco]

How We Feel About the New iPhone 7 [Comic + Video]

For those not aware of it yet, Apple has butchered the new iphone by removing one very important feature of the phone. This comic illustrates our feelings about this change perfectly: Yes, Apple has removed the traditional 3.5 mm headphone jack on the new iPhone and expect people to start using wireless headphones. Now, if […]

Steve Jobs Job Lot On Sale

Dozens of clothing items belonging to Steve Jobs are up for auction. But there’s barely a black turtleneck in sight. The curious collection of lots is being sold by the estate of Jane Fonda, though exactly how they ended up there is uncertain. The standout attraction for collector value is a leather jacket Jobs wore […]