Man Builds an Overcomplicated Morning Routine Machine and Uses It Live

Morning Routine Machine

Some people wake up, hit snooze three times, and stumble into the kitchen looking like a zombie. Joseph from Joseph’s Machines built a giant homemade apparatus that drags him out of bed, washes his face, removes his pajamas, puts his clothes on, and feeds him breakfast.

And then Joseph did something even more insane: he took the whole thing to Austria and used it live in front of an audience.

Considering how complicated the whole routine is, I’m guessing he had to practice it A LOT and tweak every little detail to make sure everything happened at exactly the right moment.

So there he is, climbing into this contraption in front of a live audience and basically trusting his entire morning routine to a machine that absolutely cannot afford to have a bad day.

And somehow… it actually works on the first try! Check it out!

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