Watch as comedian Dustin Nickerson hilariously breaks down the Looney Tunes roster the way a horrified modern parent would explain it to their kids. “Here’s a pig whose entire personality is a speech impediment. Here’s a skunk who stalks women. Here’s several attempted murders. Oh, and the hunter stops trying to kill the bunny whenever the bunny puts on a dress.”

Meanwhile, Bluey is over there teaching teamwork, empathy, and healthy emotional communication while Bugs Bunny is out here creating lifelong confusion in Elmer Fudd.