There are questions sci-fi refuses to answer. Warp speed? Sure. Transporters? No problem. But basic space bathroom logistics? Absolute silence.

Set somewhere between deep philosophy and complete nonsense, this musical masterpiece from “Picard Looking” tackles the one topic Star Trek has politely avoided for decades. And yes, he didn’t just write it, he fully committed and sang it for the video.

The video throws out every possibility it can think of: beaming it into space, turning it into cosmic objects, accidentally launching it through time, or recycling it in ways no one wants to think too hard about. It doesn’t solve anything, but it does make the whole topic way harder to ignore next time you watch Star Trek.

Check it out!