Picture this: the funeral is quiet. The flowers are arranged just right. Family members are dabbing their eyes. A soft hymn plays in the background…

And then suddenly, from the urn on the mantle, death metal starts blasting at full volume.

That’s the future.

Liquid Death and Spotify looked at the concept of death and said, “You know what this needs? Bluetooth.”

Yes, this is real. They’ve created the world’s first Eternal Playlist Urn: a funeral urn with a built-in wireless speaker that streams your custom Spotify playlist… forever.

Because apparently the worst part about being dead isn’t the whole “being dead” thing. It’s missing out on your favorite jams.

Now you can rest in peace to your hand-picked soundtrack, whether that’s power ballads, doom metal, elevator music, or a playlist titled “Play This at My Funeral (No, Seriously).”

According to the ad, keeping the dead happy reduces hauntings by up to 47%. So really, this isn’t morbid, it’s preventative ghost management.

Eternal rest. Eternal vibes. Shuffle mode recommended.