Roll for initiative… oh wait, never mind. Someone can’t make it. Again.

A while ago, Cantina Thirteen unleashed “Campaigns Fall Apart,” their D&D-flavored parody of OneRepublic’s “Counting Stars.” And somehow, it’s still the most accurate documentary ever made about tabletop gaming.

The real Big Bad Evil Guy? Not a dragon. Not a lich. Not even a rules lawyer.

It’s adult scheduling.

Because campaigns don’t end in glorious battle anymore, they fade away in a group chat filled with “I might be late” and “Can we wrap by 8?”