If you ever feel bad about procrastinating, please remember this: a new True Facts episode just demonstrated that a Goffin’s cockatoo can design, manufacture, and sequence tools to steal snacks… using only its face.

On top of that, they don’t just use tools. They understand the problem, adjust when conditions change, remember what works, and occasionally rage-quit when an experiment gets stupid. So are Goffin’s cockatoos the smartest birds? Maybe. Are they smarter than you on a Monday morning? Absolutely.

And if a bird with a beak can solve multi-step engineering puzzles for a cashew, you can probably handle your inbox. Probably.