If you’ve ever looked at viral AI nonsense and thought, “Surely a human could do worse… on purpose,” Allen Pan has your back.

For his latest video, Allen has decided to fight AI slop the only reasonable way: by stealing its dumbest ideas and rebuilding them in real life. We’re talking a horse mobility scooter, beer mug high heels, and an aquarium toilet that’s actually quite genius.

To pull it off, he enlists human help, welds questionable objects together, terrorizes fashion models, and proves that “human ingenuity” mostly means more effort for fewer views.

The results? AI still wins the numbers game… but Allen wins where it counts: Actual engineering! Check it out!