Every year, the Empire insists on celebrating Life Day, mostly because someone in 1978 needed to sell a holiday special, and we’ve all been stuck with it ever since. But while the rest of the galaxy enjoys cozy celebrations, spare a thought for the real victims of the season: stormtroopers. Yes, them. The ones who can’t hit the broad side of a bantha but are somehow expected to hit mandatory cheer quotas.
Enter TK-42Greg, the unlucky trooper assigned to bring festive joy to Hoth, also known as the galaxy’s least popular walk-in freezer. Greg’s grand mission? Deliver socks to a remote outpost. That’s it. Socks. Yet somehow this simple task becomes an odyssey of frozen misery, snarky coworkers, misplaced optimism, a regrettable sled ride, and one extremely cranky wampa who is not in the mood for holiday visitors.
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[Via Neatorama]
