If you thought finding a kitten in your path was “just luck,” think again.

This video exposes the highly classified Cat Distribution System™: a multi-level underground feline bureaucracy dedicated to matching humans with their perfect furballs. We’re talking iris-scanning agents, cuddle-readiness assessments, and tactical kitten deployment with military precision.

So the next time a tiny fluff missile sprints out of the bushes and latches onto your leg, remember: You didn’t choose the cat. The cat chose you… after passing your file through five departments and a committee meeting.