Ladies, gentlemen, and certified fart-knockers… gather ’round. Because today we celebrate the proud arrival of Lumbass the Dumbass, a “children’s book” written by the brilliant medical professionals Dr. Beavis and Dr. Butthead. Yes, they’re doctors now. Of what? Probably butts. Heh-heh. Butts.

Imagine Dr. Seuss, but he’s been replaced by two teenagers who high-five every time someone says “fart.” That’s this book. Rhymes? Kinda. Wisdom? Absolutely not. Giggles? Oh yeah. So many dumb giggles. Check it out!