When the holodeck first appeared on Star Trek: The Next Generation, it was pure wonder, a dream machine where the crew could relax or train… or where Reginald Barclay could, uh… explore other kinds of simulations.

In his latest parody, YouTuber Adam Schwartz explores how he would use the holodeck, and no, it’s not what you think. It’s funny, a little sad, and it’ll hit you right in the feels.

Watch it here and remember: what happens in the holodeck… stays in the holodeck.