When flowers and chocolates just won’t cut it, Hasbro has something that will make your Valentine’s Day weirdly unforgettable…and irresistibly fuzzy. Introducing the Star Wars Black Series Cupid Ewok!

This 6-inch collectible takes the galaxy’s fiercest teddy bear and turns it into a pint-sized bringer of love. Decked out with soft fabric wings, a red headdress, and a pink fuzzy finish that looks equal parts adorable and deranged, Cupid Ewok is ready to strike hearts across Endor.

It even comes with a pink BD droid companion, a heart-shaped greeting card, and a tiny crossbow for maximum Valentine strangeness. Whether you see it as cute or cursed, you definitely won’t forget it.

Pre-orders for this fuzzy little love warrior are live now at Amazon for $29.99, shipping in January, just in time to make your Valentine’s Day a little more… Ewok-ward. Ok, that was kind of bad. I’m so sorry about that!

[STAR WARS The Black Series Ewok (Valentine’s Day Edition), Premium Collectible 6 Inch Action Figure]

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