Just when you thought Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra was confusing enough, Captain Picard and his crew now face their greatest linguistic challenge yet: the Minions. Their universal translator has boiled their language down to a single word: “banana.” Can diplomacy survive potassium? Will Picard survive a captain-to-captain meetup with a tiny yellow gremlin? Let’s find out!

Part III coming soon!