Gabrielle Wall from Christchurch, New Zealand just sacrificed her feet to science by sprinting 100 meters over LEGO bricks in 24.75 seconds, earning a Guinness World Record… and probably a lifetime supply of ice packs.
She says most of the damage happened in training, which means she voluntarily stepped on LEGO over and over again. That’s not dedication, that’s actually a supervillain origin story in the making!
New Olympic event idea: LEGO dash, with the medals being awarded based on speed and number of surviving toes.