Forget terrifying alien invasions! What if first contact was just a bunch of aliens absolutely LOSING IT over how adorable we are?
Not “hot” cute. Not “charismatic” cute. We’re talking baby otter wrapped in a towel cute. Imagine a group of advanced extraterrestrials discovering us, watching someone sneeze, and collectively screaming, “OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT!”
And suddenly, Earth becomes the panda of the galactic preservation movement:
[Source: timemachineyeah | Via MC]