Ever wonder what it’s like to have the worst job in the Star Wars galaxy? No, not getting Force-choked by your boss, though that’s definitely up there. We’re talking tower duty on Yavin 4 (great view, questionable bathroom situation), “visually confirming” the Death Star laser from a platform with zero guardrails, and… yes… giving deep-tissue massages to giant slug crime lords.

Watch now and thank the stars you weren’t assigned front-row seats to planetary annihilation. Safety not included.