Ever wondered what would happen if Frank Reynolds stumbled out of Paddy’s Pub and into Middle-earth? Wonder no more, because “It’s Always Sunny in Middle-Earth” is here, and it’s as deranged as you’d hope.

This mashupby Your_Kryptonite7 drops Danny DeVito’s Frank right into The Lord of the Rings, and the results are kind of disturbing. Forget noble quests and ancient prophecies: Frank’s blasting orcs, getting Gollum tested for STDs, and asking Sauron if he can resurrect his dead whore wife for one more go.

Middle-earth might never recover.