Hollywood has done it: they finally mined Minecraft for movie material, and somehow, they struck… pure nonsense. In this new episode of Pitch Meeting, Ryan George dives into the logic-defying, diamond-hoarding mess that is A Minecraft Movie.

Jack Black is Steve. Jason Momoa wants diamonds. A zombie is riding a chicken. And a Minecraft villager goes on a date with a vice principal for absolutely no reason.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you give a bunch of executives a sugar rush and access to a crafting table, this sketch is for you. Welcome to A Minecraft Movie—where logic goes into the Nether and never comes back.