Marvel Studios has unleashed the ultimate movie munchie monster: the Galactus Popcorn Bucket for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Standing 17.5 inches tall and 20 inches wide, this thing isn’t just a popcorn bucket, it’s a snack deity!

Galactus, once feared across galaxies, is now available to hold your buttery offerings for the low, low price of probably more than your last grocery trip. It’s so big, we’re not even sure if it fits in cupholders… or on most countertops.

You could eat from it. You could probably wear it… and use it as a backup Halloween costume. Just don’t be surprised if the concession stand staff bows before it.

He hungers. For popcorn. And possibly your dignity.