Ah yes, humanity’s favorite pastime: going back to the dinosaur island again, despite literally every movie telling us it’s a terrible idea.
The final trailer for Jurassic World Rebirth is here, and guess what? The worst of the worst dinos were left behind. Naturally, someone thought, “Let’s go get some DNA. What could go wrong?” There’s also a noble cause somewhere in there about saving millions of lives, but let’s be real — it’s mostly about not getting eaten.
Watch the trailer. Laugh nervously. And remember: if you’re ever invited to a dino island, just say no.