Hold onto your laser raptors and tighten that mullet, because Kung Fury: The Movie just leaked in a glorious, brain-melting, time-bending 10-MINUTE SIZZLE REEL OF PURE INSANITY — and yes, it’s even more batsh*t glorious than you dreamed.

After being trapped in legal purgatory for five long years (thanks to lawsuits, unpaid Chinese debts, and possibly a cursed VHS tape), David Sandberg’s long-lost neon-drenched fever dream has finally burst into our reality like a roundhouse kick from the space-time continuum itself.

Here’s what’s inside this cinematic smoothie of chaos:

• Arnold Schwarzenegger as a cigar-chomping PRESIDENT with a badass shotgun
• Michael Fassbender as Colt Magnum, an FBI agent who eats lions. Literally.
• A cop named Triceracop, because of course.
• Stargates! Aliens! David Hasselhoff in Transformers mode!
• A monster named BONER.
• Hitler’s back. Again. Because he never learns.
• And somewhere in there, the THUNDER GODS fight evil using rock ‘n roll and 80s justice.

Sandberg says the leak wasn’t supposed to happen and it’s full of unfinished VFX and spoilers, but honestly — WHO CARES?! This thing looks like Michael Bay and an NES cartridge had a baby inside a laser tornado and we are HERE FOR IT.

Fans are now praying this leak does what Deadpool’s “totally accidental” leak did: kickstart the movie into existence. Because the world needs this movie. Humanity deserves this chaotic, synth-powered masterpiece. And also… we want to know how Hitler survived the volcano.

Watch below and try not to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of it all: