Ever wondered how South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut barely dodged an NC-17 rating in 1999? Turns out it involved a legendary memo, and a whole lot of sarcasm.

Fast forward to 2024: Matt Berry — yes, that velvet-throated warlock of comedy — reads the memo aloud at Letters Live in London, and it’s everything you could hope for. Fisting? Mentioned. Rim jobs? Yep. Winona Ryder? Let’s just say ping pong is involved. And somehow, it’s all delivered like a royal proclamation.

Warning: Contains strong language, passive-aggressive brilliance, and peak Matt Berry energy.