What if New York’s finest moment in Spider-Man (2002) got hijacked… by one guy who has no idea what’s going on?

In this deleted scene-turned-comedy-sketch, our confused hero just wants context. Is Spider-Man the good guy? What’s a tram? Or is it a gondola? And wait — should we be worried it’s full of pedophiles?

The whole city’s throwing bottles at the Green Goblin, but this guy’s just trying to figure out who’s who and why he’s even here. Check it out!