Animator Hoog just dropped the most important retro PSA of our time: how to survive an attack from killer robot dogs. That’s right—cybernetic murder mutts with flamethrowers, sniper rifles, and the ability to outmaneuver you and your Wi-Fi.

Learn to run, trap, and fight back with fishing magnets, paintball guns, and slippery floors—because nothing stops a murderbot like a well-lubed hallway. You’ll also learn helpful tips like: don’t trust escalators, dig moats, and never make eye contact with glowing red sensors that scream “I have rockets.”

If this is how the future looks, we’re gonna need more rope nets and less optimism. Watch the video and start booby-trapping your hallway, Kevin McCallister-style.

Watch it, laugh nervously, and start digging that moat.