Grab your wands and prepare for nostalgia—Honest Trailers is here to remind us that Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone was somehow both magical and completely unhinged.

Watch as tiny, expressionless Harry stumbles into a world where child safety laws don’t exist, Ron realizes he’s latched onto a very profitable friendship, and Hermione carries the entire plot on her bushy-haired shoulders. Marvel at a school where death traps are considered extra credit, Quidditch makes zero sense (seriously, 150 points for catching the snitch?!), and Hagrid leaks more classified info than a government whistleblower.

Check out the full Honest Trailer—just don’t let Snape catch you watching. He’s already deep into some weird fanfic about Harry’s mom.