“The Hoff” is Now a Chia Pet!

Here comes David “the Hoff” Hasselhoff… in Chia Pet form!

The 1980s and 1990s icon David Hasselhoff is now a Chia Pet! Beautifully sculpted in terra cotta, you can watch the Hoff’s luscious locks grow right before your eyes. There will be no hassling this Hoff since Chia Pets are easy to do and fun to grow! The handmade terracotta pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your David Hasselhoff Chia Pet will achieve maximum growth. Chia Planters can be washed and replanted indefinitely. Makes a great gift!

To celebrate the release, here is David Hasselhoff’s cover of “Hooked on a Feeling.” You’re welcome.

[David Hasselhoff Chia Pet]


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