Presenting The All-In-One Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt

Youtuber Matty Benedetto is the guy behind plenty of unnecessary unventions we’ve all seen online in the past year, including the infamous blue gloves based on a shoe brand that shall not be named. His latest invention? The all-in-one pandemic prevention utility belt! This belt was built following the CDC guidelines that were released to help protect yourself from the coronavirus.

For those who want to jump ahead directly to the product presentation, skip to 10:30 in the video below!

The spandex response will help you never touch your face again while the faux hand shaker will help prevent unnecessary skin contact. Don’t forget to sneeze into our retractable elbow sleeve. Lastly keep your hands clean in the dual hand-washing stations. Only you can prevent global pandemics, so just DO IT!

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