Wait, What? Monopoly for Millenials is Now a Thing?

I can’t believe Hasbro has released a “millenials” version of Monopoly. This is hilarious… in kind of a sad way. Let’s take a look at the product description:

Money doesn’t always buy a great time, but experiences, whether they’re good — or weird — last forever. The Monopoly for Millennials game celebrates just that. Instead of collecting as much cash as possible, players are challenged to rack up the most Experiences to win. Travel around the gameboard discovering and visiting cool places to eat, shop, and relax. Interact with other players via Chance and Community Chest cards, (which are super relatable). And players don’t pay rent — they visit one another, earning more Experience points. This board game is a great way to bring a fun and relaxed vibe to a party or casual get-together.

Adulting is hard, let’s collect experiences and play in our parents’ basements!

No thanks, I’ll play my Cthulhu version of Monopoly instead…

[Monopoly for Millenials]