Forgotten, Useless Superheroes and their Crappy Superpowers.

What does it take to be a superhero? Is it leaping tall buildings with a single bound, or is it a matter of bravery against all odds? Maybe you just need a superpower…. no matter how hilariously terrible that superpower may actually be. For every all-purpose hero like Iron Man, there are a hundred lesser-known heroes who’d never stand a chance in the Avengers. Here are just a few of those hundreds of forgotten, useless heroes and their crappy superpowers.


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