WANT: Aliens P-5000 Power Loader Ornament + Alien Queen Ornament

This is officially the greatest Christmas tree ornament ever. Sorry everyone else, you lose.

This Hallmark Keepsake ornament will keep your tree Alien-free for years to come. Or give it to a loved one! Xenomorph protection is the gift that keeps on giving. Besides, if there is any fictional character that’s cooler than a jolly fat guy who gives out presents all night, it’s Ellen Ripley.

Just the perfect thing to put beside this Alien Queen Ornament.

[Aliens P-5000 Power Loader Ornament]


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