Are you waffle good or waffle evil? a Critical Hit D20 Waffle Maker by the folks from Thinkgeek:
One of the rules it’s okay to break (even if you’re Waffle Good) is that waffles are solely a breakfast food. Because whoever made that rule up clearly had an INT under 10. Much like bacon, also frequently typecast, waffles are tasty any time of the day. Eggs and bacon and waffles. Fruit and ice cream and waffles. Chicken and waffles (Leeroy Jenkins!). The possibilities are endless.
And since both sides of the non-stick cooking plates are identical, no matter how your waffle lands, your meal will always be a critical success.