You know you want a pair, come on, admit it. Too bad there’s no attached rockets to propel you while you’re wearing them though. Oh, and for the rest of the day, they’re just $12.99 (48% Off) at Thinkgeek.

These Chomping Shark Plush Slippers look just like Great White Sharks, and in order to wear them you must slip your foot deep into the sharks’ bellies (accessed via the little known secret hatch behind every shark’s dorsal fin). Will your feet emerge unscathed? Maybe. Will they be cozy and comfortable? Definitely!

[Shark Plush Slippers for Grown Ups – $24.99 $12.99 (48% Off)]