# 20 Jokes That Only Geeks Will Understand [Pic]

Here are 20 geek jokes that only geeks or nerds might understand. Please note that if you get them and you think you’re not a geek, you’re probably wrong. If you have any geek jokes of you rown to share with us, please do so in the comments section below!

## 20 Responses to 20 Jokes That Only Geeks Will Understand [Pic]

1. Dan says:

I didn’t get #12. Maybe I’m not geeky enough.

• Geeks are Sexy says:

1024 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte.

1023 = No gigs

• Jim says:

Yeah, I don’t get 12 either….must be an engineer thing

• Jessica says:

31 in base 8 (oct 31) is 3*8 + 1 = 25 in base 10 (dec 25)

• 31 as an octal number equals 25 as a decimal number

• Peter says:

The problem is that there aren’t that many people using Octal anymore. It was mostly used on older mainframe systems (I remember it on Honeywell DPS systems) as a way of displaying data.

• a says:

31 in Dezimal base = 25 in Octal base

2. Rob says:

If Schrodinger’s cat has walked into a bar then we have observed the cat thus it is in the bar.

• Jeff says:

but having observed it, it’s no longer in the bar.

3. The first time I’ve laughed so hard at a joke page in as long as I can remember!

4. For more than 20 years I’ve been telling a variation on #9:

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a sidewalk cafe in Paris working on his next great philosophical treatise when the waiter approaches him and asks “Pardon me, monsieur, would you like some more wine?” Sartre says “I think not”, and promptly vanishes.

• Dan says:

Nice, but don’t you mean Descartes? I think not, therefore I am not.

5. These questions prove I am not that much of a geek like my brother thinks or well…um I guess I could be a stupid geek. Nah I’m going with the first part of the sentence.

6. eddievonbastard says:

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that do not.

7. Ross says:

I only get the last one

8. KC says:

#19 was great fun!

9. Dave says:

#20 The band hired a guitarist named “Meg” and got a gig. LOL

10. Ander says:

#17 displays a tremendous misunderstanding of Buddhism.