Real Aperture Laboratories Cake Mix


Apparently, the cake isn’t a lie, and it’s available on

A Cake mix for creating the famous, delicious and moist cake that is promised to test subjects during the game. It is not a lie, it really exists! Includes everything you need to bake the original cake, except the fresh ingredients. Including loads of chocolate flakes for decoration and a candle!

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