NUPTUALITY! Geeks Are Sexy Caption Contest


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Finish … er, Marry Him! Show off your mastery in the Earthrealm and caption this image to win a neat prize from the NeatoShop.

Here are the rules:

1. Write a funny caption in the coment section below.
2.Write your selection of a T-Shirt from NeatoShop’s Funny T-shirt section. You can pick any T-shirt in stock (don’t forget the size and color!). Go ahead, take a look.
3. You can enter as many times as you’d like, but one entry per comment, please.
4. Incomplete entry forfeits the prize, okay?

Funniest caption wins. We’ll pick the winner soon – Good luck and happy captioning!

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64 Responses to NUPTUALITY! Geeks Are Sexy Caption Contest

  1. Mary didn't hesitate to lay down some simple ground rules. The first? No touching.

    Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
    Ladies fit small in chocolate

  2. Sometimes… you should walk away at "I'm fine"

    Tell Me What You Need and I'll Tell You How to Get Along Without It
    Ladies fit Large in Kelly green

  3. Sarcasm society t-shirt

    Johnny asked about "tekken" the relationship to the next level…

    Johnny never regretted slurring his words more than this

  4. I don't think that's what he meant by, "Finish me please!"

    Biology – Multiplication and Division
    Ladies Fit XL black

  5. "It was in our vows. She gets to kick me in the face for all the things I'm eventually going to do wrong."

    When Worlds Collide
    T-Shirt 2XL Black

  6. In hindsight, commenting on how hot the bridesmaids were may have been a mistake.

    Trust Me I'm a Scientist
    XL

  7. Mortal Kombat added a new finisher. Women always seem to win now.

    (Friend/Enemy, Medium, Black, Regular Tee)

  8. "The groom and the best man decided to switch places just before the vows. Sadly the bride was not a fan of pranks that involve annulments."

    When Worlds Collide
    T-Shirt 2XL Black

  9. 'There's a reason your not supposed to see the bride before the ceremony.'

    When Worlds Collide, Large, Royal Blue

  10. "I didn't want to lie on our wedding day.. So I told her how that dress made her butt look…" FINISH HIM!

    Recession: It's Why I'm Wearing This Crummy T-Shirt!/gray, M

  11. "I didn't want to lie on our wedding day.. So I told her how that dress made her butt look…" FINISH HIM!

    Recession: It's Why I'm Wearing This Crummy T-Shirt! – GREY – M

  12. In hindsight, commenting on how hot the bridesmaids were may have been a mistake.

    Trust Me I'm a Scientist
    XL – Ash Grey
    (Sorry, didn't notice there was more than one color)

    • rrr… I probably voided this one (incomplete entry)

      Still going to add this (hoping it will be accepted):
      Eterminate Me
      Ladies Fit, Small, Black.

  13. "That's why you shouldn't hit a woman. Lesson learned."

    What Happens At My Place Stays At My Place, M, Chocolate

  14. Take off that hat, and Yes thats the farthest apart you'll ever see them from now on.

    Ohhhh I thought he said you may now kick the bride…..oops.

    The guests starting chanting NOK SU KOW! NOK SU KOW! so she just went for it.

    The grrom quickly learned there was a downside to marrying Chun Li after ordering the wrong floral arrangement.

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