Swordsicles and Chill Axes


Oh what a glorious way to ride out the coming summer sun. Have epic battles with your tongue. The potential for innuendo is too irresistible not to slurp down these beautiful tasty treats seductively, if just to make friends look sour at my sense of humour. Just me?

[$19.65 on Amazon, £5.95 on Luckies.co.uk]

If you’re more of an “axe” type of person, the Neatoshop has some pretty sweet “chill” axes that should help you keep zombies at bay while simultaneously keep you refreshed during the hottest of summer days.

[$9.95 @ The Neatoshop]

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