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As a minister and long time D&D player, I find this is hilarious!
I don't get it, D&D works as birth control because it causes abstinence. Church is against contraceptives, but is pro abstinence as birth control
sigh* its saying people who play it don't get laid, same as not having sex is a contraceptive (99% effective! muahahah) its just a joke about catholics i think.
Church values no sex as a contraceptive. That was Pablo's point by abstinence.
But if D&D is abstinence then shouldn’t the church be FOR it rather than against it? I don’t get it either. Unless it’s comparing D&D to condoms and the like, but it’s more like abstinence than condoms if you ask me!
Guess this means the Church is against WoW and other mmorpgs, lol.
Fail, 2 out of 3 of our dnd players have been pregnant or had a child during our last few campaigns. Girl Dnd players get laid.
Of course they do. And sadly it has been my experience that most female DnD players do it for the attention and get passed around more than the bag of chips brought to game.
If I roll 00 on D100 my girlfriend does the weird stuff.