Starfleet-Issue Towels for Your Next Shore Leave

When visiting the beach, Starfleet recommends “using a standard-issue beach-towel when relaxing in the sand. The 100% Earth-cotton towel emblazoned with your division insignia and colors will help identify you as a starship crewman as well as keep the biting flees off of your body – not to mention protecting your skin from minor burns from the suns-baked sand.

Available in gold, red, or blue for just $29.99 at

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3 Responses to Starfleet-Issue Towels for Your Next Shore Leave

    • My thought was that the shore leave in the sand, would be quick-sand for the Security towel user.

  1. It's fleas not flees.

    Fleas: insects forming the order Siphonaptera. They are wingless, with mouthparts adapted for piercing skin and sucking blood.

    Flees: to run away, as from danger or pursuers; take flight. 2. to move swiftly; fly; speed. (appropriate for the red towel disclaimer suggested above)