Cool Tee: Beam This! Tee [Pic]

I was going to make a joke about those luckless redshirts, then I saw this tee’s description”

This poor red shirted bastard had no idea what he was beaming into. Apparently into a massive uppercut.

We’ll just pretend I made that up myself. It’s a good design, and a better joke. Here’s a closer look:

You can get your own Beam This! Darth-Vader-knocking-out-a-hapless-Star-Trek-stock-character shirt at 604Republic. It is the shirt you’re looking for. You know it to be true.

(I’m so sorry.)