OMG: Behold the Awesome New Turboencabulator

Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. We were getting ready to tape our first introduction video, as a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man should have won an academy for his stellar performance. Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down, this became the biggest talk in the industry, vs our new product which we were introducing. I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this gentleman.

[Via B3TA]

8 Responses to OMG: Behold the Awesome New Turboencabulator

  1. This dates to well before this taping. This guy was not speaking off the cuff. The first known version of this gibberish was published as a pamphlet by the Arthur D. Little company back in 1942, as a parody of engineering jargon.

  2. They meant of the cuff as to say the man said all this from memory, they didn't write it down for him, he knew it already, and they only had to tape it once, he got it right the first time.

  3. yeah right, everybody knows that a gibbleloid is only reversly attracted to the gravitron of a fusionard; this guy's a hack

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