I lol'd at the very last one :)
Very creative :D
so obviously, you can do better right?
Yes I can – I'm god damn Leonardo Da Vinci
You mean, Leonardo da Vinvi. Lowercase "da", btw. Like a slow-moving grammar-error target… =P
Hah, so funny. Most iPhone users I see at the mall have their eyes fixated on their toys even while walking. I have a smartphone but it's not using any of the big name operating systems (iOS, Android, Win Phone 7) so there are very few apps that could distract me. In fact, I'm planning to ditch it and go back to using feature phones. At least they have a usable keypad.
Your a wanker though…
I'm not usually one to do this but I feel you've earned it.
You are = You're
Drat, you beat me to it.
…I liked it